More bad wants

What they said - and these two arrived just after I'd written the previous post!

• iv just been given a laptop with external cd player but need external
  re-writer please thanks can collect
• my vacuum cleaner has just give up cannot afford anew one if anyone has
  a spare one , i would be gratefull.
• hi has anyone got a small printer i can use with a laptop instead of
  having to wait to use the pc printer got transport dont mind travellin

Utterly cheeky.